The Clowns at Carter Road!!!!

How many of us have been to Carter Road & actually observed the people out there?

Well, it was just another fine evening when i decided to just go out there for a Nice Pleasant walk.

If i mentioned about all the number of Clowns i came across, i would have to write a book. As most of you fellas know that on Carter Road you would find at least one Example from every Age Group!!!

So it all starts of in the simplest way possible.

I got out o f my house and walked towards Carter Road, by the time i reached Shatranj i could feel the Cool winds out there as though they were ready to quench every persons thirst for Fresh Air. As i walked down towards Carters, i was maybe lucky enough to come across a few of the A-Class Morons who were very much worth a Laugh.

So there i reached Gelato & M.O.D. which brings me to the very first kind of People...

They were the absolute Donut Lovers, who would do anything just for Donuts!!!

I kid you not but they were even capable of stealing for a Donut!!!

Just the way they have Cops around Donut stores in the USA, it was the same here except for the Cops we had a bunch of Hungry Youngsters. To top it all off, it was the 1st of August which makes Carter Road the largest Crowd Puller on the 1st of any Month.

GELATO!!!!

Being the 1st of August, Gelato brings in the Finest Collection of Gujju, Marwadi & Sindhi Families. The house-wives of these families would come to Gelato with their respective containers to fill them up with a Stock pile of Ice-Cream which would last them for the Next 1 Month. The Rs.9 scheme actually turns out a success for people like us to help us identify the latest additions to Gujju's,Marwadi's & Sindhi's. In fact there was a time when Scholl teachers would get their entire class on a Picnic to Gelato for the Cheapest available Ice-Cream!!!

Walking further on to the Road that would lead me to my place of eternal Bliss...

and then no sooner i arrive on the Famous Momo Stall...

the only place i remember which one of my Chinky Friend would come to all the way from Mulund to have one of the Best Momo's!!!

Alright getting back to the Clowns of Carter Road....

No sooner than the Momo stall, i come across the funniest thing in my entire life!!!

The best part about Carter Road is that no matter when ever you get there in the evening, you will always spot this one Car in which there will be like 5 Guys. 2 in the front & 3 at the back.

From the 5 of these guys there will be 4 of them who will be sitting with their elbows on the window sill and that one guy will be sitting in the middle of the other 2 guys who will be the only fellow in the car having all the fun and also being the clown!!!

So i see this car rolling down the street with Loud Music blasting off it's speakers, wait a minute this aint the end. The Music that was being played in the car is more of the Latest kind that would make everyone groove to its beats EXCEPT for the 4 People in the car who have the same expression on their faces irrespective of the Music. Whereas the guy sitting in the middle will be the only fellow who seems to be having all the fun, while the other 4 look liked as though they were held on Gun Point. The best part goes up here that theses guys would drive around Carters for another 1 Hour!!!

I mean we get the point that they are jobless people trying to show off about a Car in which they got the best Music.(more like European Trash Music)

Walking on further i finally reach the Promenade, just when i look at the beautiful skies and feel the Best Cold Wind...I hear Temperature by Sean Paul playing on one of the Chinese Phones belonging to the so called residents of Khar Danda!!!

Though it disturbed the nice Blissful walk i was going to take, i realized it's high time that i took another route and plugged in my Earphones...

As i went on further, the Amphitheatre brought in an addition to my List. That is like the only place on Carter Road where you would spot this group of 5 Guys with 1 Girl in a Skirt. Apparently it makes the guys look cool who think much more on the lines of woo-ing the Girl without realizing the fact that she regards all of 'em as her brothers!!!

After all that i came across this awesome Dog Park to which i have been a Regular visitor since it was built. The park exhibited some of the best dogs with some of the most Pissed off Owners!!!

especially after the rule of picking up your own Dog's Poop.

Well, that was enough of a dose for one day. I indeed have to go back there again to continue my further journey to find some of the Best Clowns of Carter Road which would Guarantee you Entertainment!!!

Ciao